19Jan/064
blonde joke
Here's a blonde joke that made me laugh today...
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: By psychologically breaking down her confidence with a rigorous behaviour modification schedule, alternating between sensory deprivation and sensory overload, thereby breaking down her conception of self, leaving her unable to resist outside suggestion (just like anybody else).
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January 19th, 2006 - 02:45
Take the cold cycle.
Wash hair with brilliant frost.
Walk in fog.
Measure the girth of redwood.
Number sibilances in surf.
Plug into a Marshall amp.
See the straightness of sun ray.
Teach the horse to approach barn.
Wait until learning tops what we knew.
Pause while the reflection becomes conversation.
Create.
Many ways, arrive at asking a baby to teach.
January 19th, 2006 - 07:47
Good one! I recognize that joke from McSweeney’s. It’s reprinted in the book, Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans : The Best of McSweeney’s Humor Category.
January 19th, 2006 - 19:00
I LOVE IT!
March 15th, 2006 - 19:26
Well that’s not a funny blond joke. Here’s a funny blond joke. And ye gotta say it in yer head like yer form dat yonder deep South:
What did the blond say to the doctor when she woke up in that there maturity ward?
(long silence)
…uhhhh I dunno what did she say?
Is it mine?
:D